If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
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