Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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