Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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