Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
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He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
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You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Randomize
