Texts From Last Night

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  (740): View more from Ohio

  Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does

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  (740): Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does http://tfl.nu/kyc4
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  (262): View more from Wisconsin

  I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.

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  (262): I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter. http://tfl.nu/r6gs
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  (410): View more from Maryland

  We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.

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  I hope you meant gum...

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  (410): We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day. (1-410): I hope you meant gum... http://tfl.nu/fcg7
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  (352): View more from Florida

  I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.

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  (352): I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green. http://tfl.nu/8k05
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  (314): View more from Missouri

  Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee

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  (314): Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee http://tfl.nu/57zq
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  (419): View more from Ohio

  Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.

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  (419): Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won. http://tfl.nu/dkj1
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  (901): View more from Tennessee

  Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?

  (325): View more from Texas

  Jail. That could go wrong.

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  (901): Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong? (325): Jail. That could go wrong. http://tfl.nu/f51a
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  (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I am too young to be this hungover

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  Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?

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  (608): I am too young to be this hungover (262): Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th? http://tfl.nu/yoe0
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  (517): View more from Michigan

  Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.

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  (517): Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night. http://tfl.nu/6sjb
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  (214): View more from Texas

  I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat

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  (214): I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat http://tfl.nu/en4k
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  (714): View more from California

  I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.

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  (714): I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too. http://tfl.nu/il0e
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  (407): View more from Florida

  My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it

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  (407): My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it http://tfl.nu/hvy9
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  (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.

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  (+44): i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage. http://tfl.nu/jfp9
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  (720): View more from Colorado

  Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?

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  (720): Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night? http://tfl.nu/17tx
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  (843): View more from South Carolina

  please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell

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  (843): please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell http://tfl.nu/8d1q
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