Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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