It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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