Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
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I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
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I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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