I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
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She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
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our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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