My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
i now understand why vodka
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I know her cup size but not her name....
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