I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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