I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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