I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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