Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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