Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
This girl is more easily done than said...
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
My dick has a subreddit
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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