Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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