you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
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my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
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LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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