Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
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Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
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You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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