Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
