So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
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I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
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Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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