I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
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Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
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That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.