what if I'm pregnant?
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i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
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I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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