this boner is exhausting
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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