Since when is my name a synonym for head?
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
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oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
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Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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