the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
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