The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
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i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
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You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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