Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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