Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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