yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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