Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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