Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
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