You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
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I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
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My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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