I'd wear matching sweaters with you
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
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Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
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I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Someone signed my nipple.
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