similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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