We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
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Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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