We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
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I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
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U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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