yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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