I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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