What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
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I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
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how do you play pong handcuffed?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
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