So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
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her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
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After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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