im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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