Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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