i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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