fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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