weddingsv make me drug and hornr
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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