Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
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Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
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i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
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