No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
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I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
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Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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