apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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