I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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