We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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