I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
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whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
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who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
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