at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
try to milk me bitch
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