A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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