A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
why does every cop we meet know your name?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
