Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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