why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I need water and some morals
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Randomize
