bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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